Apr 2001
BY MICHAEL DOJC
Follow our divine plan for founding your very own cult and you'll have a
devoted following in plenty of time to greet the mother ship.
Start Smiling
Even the most demented cult leaders, from Charlie Manson to Martha Stewart,
are charismatic. "It's all that micro-interaction in personal contact that
hooks the person," says Lorne L. Dawson, author of Comprehending Cults: The
Sociology of New Religious Movements. You can even lie at will, as long as
you're charming: Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard claimed to be both an
atomic scientist and an undercover agent.
Find a Philosophy
For your doctrine to appeal to the masses-or at least to weak-minded
celebrities-you must focus on instant gratification. "[Children of God
founder] David Berg got a revelation, announced it, and started sending
young women to nightclubs to recruit men," says Dawson. "He took the
Christian principle of love and extended it." Seems logical.
Recruit And Retain
The good news: Research has shown that people joining cults tend to be
young, educated, well-off, and charitable. The bad news: Ninety percent of
those who join quit less than two years later. Most cults are housed in
urban settings, not remote tinderbox compounds, forcing your twisted little
world to compete with the lure of normal life. So have your most trusted
devotees coerce the flock. Convince wayward lambs that they need the cult,
that life on the outside is grim, and that the people they alienated won't
welcome them back. Hey, that sounds suspiciously like our jobs.