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Shaq
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Iraq
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Despotic Leader with Bad Moustache
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Phil Jackson
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Saddam Hussein
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Edge: Shaq
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Proud Member Of
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1996 Dream Team
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Axis of Evil
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Edge: Draw
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Annual Earnings
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$21.4 million, not including lucrative endorsement deals
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$593 per citizen, not including free beatings and poisonous gas
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Edge: Shaq
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Signature Move
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| Throwing down two-handed dunks
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Throwing down weapons, raising hands in air
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Edge: Shaq
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Relationship with Jordan
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Friendly Rivalry
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Friendly Rivalry
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Edge: Draw
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Succesful Blocks...
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About two shots per game
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Falling U.S. bombs from reaching the Earth's core
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Edge: Shaq
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Money Trouble
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Fined $5000 for wearing shorts that were too long |
Thanks to crippling sanctions, number one import=more sand
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Edge: Shaq
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Shameful Shortcoming
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Free-throw percentage slightly lower than Ray Charles
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Hussein loves to ride camels...but not the way you're thinking
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Edge: Shaq
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AND THE WINNER IS
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It was supposed to be teh mother of all battles, but the big man squishes the madman, 6-0.
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