Employment is
Always Out There

In the midst of a sputtering job market, economic implosion, "r"word, call it what you may, it's not enough to just send out stacks of resumes and prey to your deity of choice(I prefer the mighty Workopolis). Qualifications rarely speak for themselves. Remember, if employers were interested in you, your phone would be ringing off the hook. The ball is in the big suits court, and its your job to convince them that you've got mad skills.

The first thing to do is not to panic. Put on your best game face, suck in that belly, and then get psyched to wow the pants off the next HR department you walk into. It's not exactly rocket Science, you've just got to be personable, charming, and qualified--not necessarily in that order. If you're not up to snuff with the job requirements of your desired post, maybe its time to get some extra corporate cred by enrolling in a course or three.

Keep Hope Alive

Think of yourself as a debutante at your sweet sixteen party, (guys picture the day you noticed that girl next door), either way its showtime! Sure, you've heard it all before but its true--use your contacts, go to social engagements and make new contacts, and most importantly, network, network, and then network some more.

Get Tactical

Compile a list of places you wouldn't mind punching clock at, and then cold call them to find out if they're hiring. If they are vague or standoffish about opportunities in the immediate to near future, call back the next day till you get a straight answer.

Personalize resumes to show that you've done your research. Be aggressive and walk right into offices armed with gallons of self-confidence--no not the liquid kin-- and talk to employers face to face. Remember to brush your teeth, and no this not a lame excuse for a joke. The Office Hipster is talking dead straight.

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